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A woman walking past a public house, where the sale took place equipment. She bought a parrot in a cage, brought her home. Cage was covered with a cloth, which the woman claimed. - O, a new brothel, a new brothel-mom - says papuga.Kobieta quickly hid back in the frame sheet. After some time, his daughter from school and dopominają come in to show them parrot. His mother decides to take a chance and discovers a frame: - O, a new brothel, a brothel-new mom and new girls ... Cage comes back covered. It comes with the job her husband and wants to see a parrot. Woman decides give her a last chance and discovers a frame: - O, a new brothel, a brothel-new mom, new girls, but Zygmus the same old, loyal customers ... ***

years, living in the United Arab man has a 5 acre field of potatoes, it's time to plant, but his only son was arrested as a terrorist. Devastated Arab sends a telegram to his son in jail: "Dear Abdul, Here is your father says Muhammad. As each year came time to plant potatoes, but I already am just too old to dig the field and seedlings pozasadzać? I know that if you were me you were here pomógł.Kochający you father Muhammad. "After a few hours come telegram from prison: "DAD DO NOT BLOCK THE KOP ANYWHERE, THERE ALL hid TNT, the centrifugal separator of the reactor and gas cylinders and bacteria!" Five minutes after the telegram arrives in 300-man team from the FBI with the dogs, shovels and spades. Searched and dug the whole field for two weeks found nothing, so apologized and left. The next day came a telegram: "Dear Father, You said you are a loving son, Abdul. The field dug, you can plant the seedlings. Given the circumstances occurring more difficult mogłem.Kochający do not you son of Abdul."

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first day of school before beginning of the lesson, the student teacher przedstawianowego U.S. Class: - This is Sakiro Suzuki Japonii.Lekcja starts. Teacher Says: - Well, we'll see how you deal with history. Who can tell me whose tosłowa: "Give me liberty or death"? In the classroom silence as poppy seeds sown, only Suzuki raises his hand and says: "Patrick Henry in 1775 in Philadelphia." - Very good Suzuki. And he said: "You are the people, the people perish niepowinni so? Again rises Suzuki:" Abraham Lincoln in 1863 in Washington. "The teacher looks at students with reproach and said: - Shame on you. Suzuki is Japanese and is familiar with American history lepiejod You! The class fell silent, and suddenly heard someone whisper loud - Kiss my ass pierprzony japończyku .- Who said that? - Shouted the teacher, Suzuki raised his hand at waiting ibez recited: "General McArthur, 1942 in Guadalcanal and LeeIacocca 1982 at a general meeting in Chrysler." The class became silent and still could only hear a low whisper: "I want to puke ... "- Who was that? - Shouted the teacher, as Suzuki quickly replied: "George Bush Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister Tanaka in 1991 podczasobiadu." One really has wkurzonych students stood up and said sourly: - Obciągnij my dick! For a teacher resigned tone-This is the end. Who this time? "- Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky in 1997 in the Oval Office in BiałymDomu - Suzuki without a quiver," said Okan to another student stood up and shouted-Suzuki is a piece of shit! What Suzuki - Valentino Rossi in Rio for Brazilian Grand Prix rokuKlasa in 2002 was completely falls into hysterics, faints gdyotwieraja teacher by the door and enter the Director-Damn, this brothel is I still do not widziałemSuzuki: - Deputy Prime Minister Leszek Miller to Hausner's budget committee meeting wWarszawie in 2003. ***

Flying a plane, and the people of different nacji.Nagle something goes wrong and the plane begins spadać.Pilot announced that the machine you need to offload, so bagaż.Samolot thrown back to the previous rate, but has not gone a quarter znowucos nawaliło. People look after themselves, who sacrifice to save fellow up and pop out. (Consternation) suddenly jumps up and tells Americans that if Batman, Superman and Spidermanto Americans he may be a Hero, and drank whiskey with barkucala, flew all the blondes and shouting "FOR UNITED STATES!" wyskoczył.Wszystko back to normal, but then it all together powtórzyłoTym Frenchman stood up and says that if Americans mógłto he was too. He drank all the red wines that were in the shoulder, flew all brunettes and shouting "Vive la France !!!"- wyskoczył.Po soon the situation repeats itself, and everyone's looking naPolaka. Pole looked around, said: "Why not?" Wzruszyłramionami, drank everything that was in the shoulder and its own inventories, flew EVERYTHING was moving and screaming "LONG LIVE MOZAMBIQUE !!!"...... threw negro.

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you ask kids in school, they use toothpaste.
- Malgosia, what toothpaste do you use?
- Colgate.
- And why?
- Because after the teeth are healthy. Ms.
asking Johnny:
- Johnny, and you, what do you use?
- Blend-a-med.
- And why?
- Because after the eggs are hard.

*** A security guard in control of all day hikes, but no one has fixed his mandate. Finally, another angler comes to the desire to improve the mood and says
- Please give me a valid license.
- I do not know - he hears in response.
- Pays you 50 zł.
- For what?
- for fishing without a card.
- But I do not I catch fish! glizdę bathe.
- It pays you 100 zł penalty!
- For what?
- glizda Because there is no swimming!

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little sparrow flies, and suddenly he sees a blind man walking.
- Osram him - he thought to himself.
Bang Bang from the top, and a dead duck and left nothing that wróbelkowi not work out. Flew to a colleague. They tried the two of us ... but a dead duck to the right, dodge left and again nothing.
Wkurzyły the sparrow, and flew the rest of the guys. The entire flock tries osrać blind, but somehow came out of pure oppression.
- The moral? - The blind see shit!