you ask kids in school, they use toothpaste.
- Malgosia, what toothpaste do you use?
- Colgate.
- And why?
- Because after the teeth are healthy. Ms.
asking Johnny:
- Johnny, and you, what do you use?
- Blend-a-med.
- And why?
- Because after the eggs are hard.
*** A security guard in control of all day hikes, but no one has fixed his mandate. Finally, another angler comes to the desire to improve the mood and says
- Please give me a valid license.
- I do not know - he hears in response.
- Pays you 50 zł.
- For what?
- for fishing without a card.
- But I do not I catch fish! glizdę bathe.
- It pays you 100 zł penalty!
- For what?
- glizda Because there is no swimming!
***
little sparrow flies, and suddenly he sees a blind man walking.
- Osram him - he thought to himself.
Bang Bang from the top, and a dead duck and left nothing that wróbelkowi not work out. Flew to a colleague. They tried the two of us ... but a dead duck to the right, dodge left and again nothing.
Wkurzyły the sparrow, and flew the rest of the guys. The entire flock tries osrać blind, but somehow came out of pure oppression.
- The moral? - The blind see shit!
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