Guerrillas in fear of the Germans hid in the well and decided to pretend to be an echo, two Germans began to talk next to the well:
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- Maybe they are in the woods?
- Why are woods?
- Why are the wells?
- Why are the wells?
- Able to throw a grenade that well?
- Maybe they are in the woods? ***
during the Cold War, the Americans trained spy and threw him to Siberia. Spy went to the hut of a native, who asked him to stay. On the second day of native says
- Nu, kak gawarisz you ours, you drink our kak, nu, but you're not ours!
- Paczemu you so puzzled? - Asks the puzzled American.
- A potomu, szto us cziornych niet! ***
Ages. It stands a great ogromniaste castle, guarding the two Knights. At some point flew two jets and bombarded the castle. Teutonic Order rise from the rubble, otrzepują, revealing a headband and says to the other częstując him a cigarette:
- Well, what is the Malbork? ***
communist
The diary:
First day: turn on the radio - Lenin
other day: I turn the TV - Lenin
third day: I read a newspaper - Lenin
fourth day: I see posters - Lenin
fifth day: I'm afraid to open cans
