Mercedes Needs To Be Reprogrammed

Pan Tadeusz ...

policeman asks in the bookstore: - Are you Thaddeus? Saleswoman will the Meeting: - Mr Willy, come after you! ... ***

guy wanted to watch the match on TV, but his small child for a very disturbed, so it was led into his room, turned on the adapter, he founded the sluchawkina ears and "let go" what time bajke.Po hears strange noises coming from the room little boy "BUM BUM BUM ..."· But because he did not want to not move so I watched the match dalej.Po some time again, one hears more and louder:" BUM BUM BUM guy ...." So I decided to see what there doing. opens the door and sees a toddler with headset on the ears, the whole bloody, walacego head against the wall and repeated constantly: ·-I want! I want to! I want to! I want to! I want to! He wants !...... · Father did not know what's going on, so it removes the headphones, it is assumed in the ears there: Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story ... ***

corporal in the army explains a new arcade game - line up everyone in the circle, deprotection grenade and throw it to each other .- And what happens to those whom the grenade explode? - This is out of the game. ***

- Dear God, why have created Eve so beautiful, so beautiful, so charming? On the Lord: - Well, you could love me, Adam! A curious Adam: - Well, but why it created such a fool? - So she did love you, dork!

American Dragon Doujshin

Swojskie because Polish:)

student wanted to earn some extra money and took myself as a guide to the city. Americans got a tour and guides them. Florian shows them the door and tells the ramparts of a moment a visitor asks: - How many years have built these walls? Student does not know, but corresponds with głupa-10 years-Here in America it would have built them for $ 5 latStudent says nothing, only leads visitors to the market and tells the story of the Cloth Hall, the sudden he asks a visitor: - And how many years they built the hall? Student says little pondering-3 years-We would have built it for $ 1.5 roku.Studentowi bumps on his neck came out, but nothing further, and lead tour passes by and nothing Wawel not mówi.Turysta not stand it and asks: - O Lord, and what the building? - Damn, I do not know yesterday that it was not!

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motorcyclist went for a ride. It was cold, so he founded his jacket back on the front. He drove too fast and hit a tree. Around the accident victims had gathered crowd of villagers. After a while the victim squeezes emergency doctor: - Is he dead? - After the accident, was still alive, but as we twisted his head to the right place, the poor man died ...


*** Nowak heard on the radio that aliens have landed - are small, green, have large bulging eyes and the need to talk to them very slowly. The next day Smith went to pick mushrooms. Separate the bush - mushroom, the next - a mushroom, the next, and there's little green Ludek with bulging eyes. Remembering information radio speaks to him very slowly: - Good morning, my name is Henry Smith, I'm an electrician, was collect mushrooms. A small green Ludek with bulging eyes as slowly tells him: - Good morning, my name is John Doe, I am a forester, I am doing a heap of ...

Is It Ok To Use Expired Chicken Broth

Different frog

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sits a tapeworm in my stomach and suddenly it looks, and here the bacteria run and cry to him: - Tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away! What are these antibiotics? - Thinks to himself. No nothing. After a moment, looks and runs toward him and cried worm - tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away come to me! Well tapeworm runs, but did not follow the worm. They meet in the large intestine. Worm sits in their suitcase and crying. Tapeworm asks so confused: - What happened? "A worm - Tapeworm do we have screwed ... heap before the minute we drove away ...

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Meet three Negresses, and argue that is the blackest of her husband. The first says: - As my husband hurt his hand a black blood was coming. On the second - nah, my husband broke his leg bone sticking out is a black. On the third: - Phhy .... that's nothing, like my husband fart two buckets of soot from the room are.

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come Poles the bar at the eastern border and see what is in the card: - broth: crossed-chop: crossed-soup: crossed-stew: and so removed at the end of the card: - Ruskie.Na what one says, "Look not only that everything , zeżarli is still shamelessly signed.

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in a psychiatric hospital rebellion, and all the lunatics poprzyczepiali the ceiling. Head tried various methods to make their posciagac, but he did not succeed. Media brought in to expose the matter and asking for help senior registrar. The hospital reported to police and said that settle the problem. He entered the first room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And all the mad pospadali ziemię.Wszedł to another room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And again, all the lunatics odkleili from the ceiling and fell to ziemię.Sytuacja repeated in the next few salach.Wchodzi to the last room and exclaims: - Hey Autumn ... already! And here nothing! Lunatics continue to hang from the ceiling. So once again calls out: - autumn already! A further lunatics hanging ... Suddenly one of the mad cries - Niewidzisz idiot, it's conifer ...?!